Procedural Writing

How to turn into a vampire?

Goal: A drink to turn you into a vampire

Ingredients: A bats wing, A lions tooth, 1L of mosquitos blood, 60 rats eyes, Sheep brain, A cats tail, Hair from a fairy, Pot, Stove, Knife, Spoon, Full moon

Method:

1.    Pour mosquito blood into a pot and add hair from a fairy and the cat’s tail.

2.     Stab open the sheep’s brain and pour the insides into the pot.

3.    Leave the 60 rats eyes in the full moon overnight.

4.    Add the 60 rats eyes to the pot

5.    Wrap the lions tooth in bats wing and add it to the pot.

6.    Mix together all ingredients with spoon.

7.    Boil mixture in pot at 180 degrees Celsius for two hours on the stove then simmer for six hours at 60 degrees Celsius.

8.    Allow to cool then drink up and in 10 days you will become a vampire. 

Written by Kelsey Baker